I'd just like to point out one thing besides the sweet shades and mangy mullet......I couldn't catch it on camera, but in 9 holes he smoked about 7 cigarettes. Classic Ute fan.
Just keepin' it real
Close up of the flowing mullet
Posing with his parole officer's family
If you have any great Ute fan pictures (or any pics disparaging the Utes in general) please email them to triz@cougarcrazies.com and they'll be posted on here during the week. If you don't have any, just head down to your local bowling alley or arcade and you'll find plenty to take pictures of.
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This is funny crap, Trizz. The post is funny, and the anticipation of upset Ute fans, fumbling for the right words to express their frustration, is even funnier.
Geeze wiz, you guys are gosh darn funny! I can't believe that that man smoked CIGARETTES! Ew, gross! Doesn't he know that's against the word of wisdom?!?
I'm so glad that us Cougar fans can enjoy the spiritual environment at Lavell Edwards Stadium. I love starting a violent football game with a prayer. And it's always nice to have fellow saints there to give me dirty looks and correct me when I go astray and start using dirty language like "fricking" (I know, I can't believe I said it either, don't worry though, I talked to my bishop about it later!) or "dang."
I also love being surrounded by 19 year old pregnant sophmores, and families who brought their babies to the game because they couldn't afford a baby sitter. It's so awesome when we wave our arms to the imperial march! Yaaaaay! I like the afternoon games the best, because it leaves plenty of time to some CRAZY BOARD GAME FUN before curfew. The curfew sucks, but whatever, we're all following the prophet and doing what our leaders tell us to, so it's all good! I'd rather be obedient and let others make those kinds of decisions for me!
http://www.deseretnews.com/photos/midres/5301235.jpg
Here's a picture of a true cougar fan! We are so awesome and amazing! I will be at the game on Saturday, trying my best not to use profane language or yell when the babies around me are trying to take a nap!
http://bp2.blogger.com/_TwH8j54T5xQ/Rm18m8L0-0I/AAAAAAAAAKU/2OW4zx8KWr0/s400/mormons.jpg
REPRESENT!!! YEEEEAAH!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCP_4xNfn04
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQDEchi_5vI&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSOknsF6pkE&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8jvLR9EaL8&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Sy9nS7CzuY&feature=related
Shoot, even I found those pics funny. I appreciate the smack.
This is one of my favorite pics:
http://working-on-living.blogspot.com/2007/11/big-game.html
That was pretty good, but here the picture of my favorite Ute fan:
http://tinyurl.com/5jglsz
Adam's comment makes those next comments even funnier.
See what I mean? I knew they'd come out to defend themselves.
I mean, what else are Ute fans going to do while they wait for cheap porn to download on the computer in their mom's basement?
Adam,
While Ute fans might be "in the basement downloading porn," you are dry humping your mattress through your magic underwear, and confessing it all to you bishop on sunday. I'd call it a wash.
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